Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, April 15, 2017

April the Giraffe Update

It's a breech-birth. The babies are supposed to come out head-first.

This may not end well.


I was wrong. Those were the front legs. The baby came out head first and when it was time, just slid right out. It's moving its head.

Damn giraffes have broken the Internet, too.

6 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

They should label the feet better. RR, LR, RF, and LF.

Borepatch said...

The Queen Of The World has been waiting impatiently for April to get this over with.

B said...

The description at the YouTube Video said that that was how the baby giraffes were born. Y'know, the text under the moving pictures.

Glad it is OK and standing. I watched it this morning too.

Anonymous said...

A simple rule that every farmer knows. If the hooves are pointed up everything is normal.

If the hooves are pointing down it is a breech birth and you have to turn the calf (or foal) by shoving it back in. Yes, I have turned a calf a couple of times.

Al_in_Ottawa

Old NFO said...

Al's right, and 'that' gets messy... And you never get those shirts/pants clean. But you do what you have to.

deadstick said...

Basically, the baby starts life with a 5-foot fall and lands like a pot of spilled spaghetti...